package Acme::Don't; $VERSION = '1.00'; sub don't (&) {}; 1; __END__ =head1 NAME Acme::Don't - The opposite of C =head1 VERSION This document describes version 1.00 of Acme::Don't, released May 1, 2002. =head1 SYNOPSIS use Acme::Don't; don't { print "This won't be printed\n" }; # NO-OP =head1 DESCRIPTION The Acme::Don't module provides a C command, which is the opposite of Perl's built-in C. It is used exactly like the C function except that, instead of executing the block it controls, it...well...doesn't. Regardless of the contents of the block, C returns C. You can even write: don't { # code here } while condition(); And, yes, in strict analogy to the semantics of Perl's magical C, the C block is I not done once before the test. ;-) Note that the code in the C block must be syntactically valid Perl. This is an important feature: you get the accelerated performance of not actually executing the code, without sacrificing the security of compile-time syntax checking. =head1 LIMITATIONS Doesn't (yet) implement the opposite of C. The current workaround is to use: don't {"filename"}; =head1 AUTHOR Damian Conway (damian@conway.org) =head1 BLAME Luke Palmer really should be I more careful what he idly wishes for. =head1 BUGS Unlikely, since it doesn't actually do anything. However, bug reports and other feedback are most welcome. =head1 COPYRIGHT Copyright (c) 2002, Damian Conway. All Rights Reserved. This module is free software. It may be used, redistributed and/or modified under the terms of the Perl Artistic License (see http://www.perl.com/perl/misc/Artistic.html)