package Acme::LAUTER::DEUTSCHER; use strict; use warnings; our $VERSION = '1.02'; use Carp; use PerlIO::via::LAUTER_DEUTSCHER; binmode STDOUT, ':via(LAUTER_DEUTSCHER)' or croak 'KONNTE NICHT BINMODE VON STDOUT EINSTELLEN!'; 1; __END__ =head1 NAME Acme::LAUTER::DEUTSCHER - make your program's output indistinguishable from someone yelling German =head1 SYNOPSIS use Acme::LAUTER::DEUTSCHER; print "Timmy pet the cute puppy.\n"; Running the above produces the following output: DIETER HAUSTIER DER NETTE WELPE! =head1 AUTHOR Ian Langworth, C<< >> =head1 BUGS Please report any bugs or feature requests to C, or through the web interface at L. I will be notified, and then you'll automatically be notified of progress on your bug as I make changes. =head1 COPYRIGHT & LICENSE Copyright 2005 Ian Langworth, All Rights Reserved. This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. =cut