package Acme::Dahut::Call; use strict; use Moose; our $VERSION = '0.03'; has calls => ( isa => 'ArrayRef', is => 'ro', auto_deref => 1, default => sub { [ ( '*yarg*', 'Yo kids!', 'DAAAHUUUUUT!!!!', 'DAAAAAHUUUT!', 'METADATA!', 'Yo kids!', 'DAAAAAHUUUUUUT!!', 'METADATA!', 'Yo kids!', 'METADATA!', 'DAHUUT!!', 'A THUD!', 'AD HUT!', 'HAT DU!', 'AT HUD!', '-.. .- .... ..- -', 'DAHUUUUT!', 'DAAAHUUT', 'DAHUT?' ) ]; }, ); has actions => ( isa => 'ArrayRef', is => 'ro', auto_deref => 1, default => sub { [ ( 'hides from the chaotic noise', 'topples down the mountain', 'scurries around in circles', ) ]; }, ); sub call { my $self = shift; my @calls = $self->calls; return @calls[ rand scalar @calls ]; } sub action { my $self = shift; my @actions = $self->actions; return @actions[ rand scalar @actions ]; } 1; __END__ =head1 NAME Acme::Dahut::Call - replicates the melodious sound of the wild Dahut ... in Text. =head1 VERSION This document describes Acme::Dahut::Call version 0.0.1 =head1 SYNOPSIS use Acme::Dahut::Call; my $fauxhut = Acme::Dahut::Call->new(); print $fauxhut->call() =head1 DESCRIPTION The vocal ability of dahuts has inspired poets and musicians, from Chaucer to Wordsworth, from Handel to Respighi. Dahutsong can be a natural phenomenon of intense beauty. But our enjoyment is incidental to the main purpose, which is one dahut communicating with others. Dahuts became the world's master musicians in order to convey to potential mates, rivals and predators all the important things they have to say, from "Clear off!" to "Come on!" to "Where's the Beer?"[1] =head1 METHODS =over =item new() Create a new Acme::Dahut::Call object. Because the melodious sound of the Dahut cannot be captured all at one time you can pass in a new list of lines with the C or the C param. =item action() Simulates the more "active" response of a Dahut to it's native cry. =item actions() Returns an ArrayRef of all "active" responses. =item call() Returns a random call from the wild Dahut. =item calls() Returns an ArrayRef of all possible Dahut Calls. =item meta() Returns the Class metaobjbect. See L for details. =back =head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT =for author to fill in: A full explanation of any configuration system(s) used by the module, including the names and locations of any configuration files, and the meaning of any environment variables or properties that can be set. These descriptions must also include details of any configuration language used. Acme::Dahut::Call requires no configuration files or environment variables. =head1 DEPENDENCIES =for author to fill in: A list of all the other modules that this module relies upon, including any restrictions on versions, and an indication whether the module is part of the standard Perl distribution, part of the module's distribution, or must be installed separately. ] None. =head1 INCOMPATIBILITIES =for author to fill in: A list of any modules that this module cannot be used in conjunction with. This may be due to name conflicts in the interface, or competition for system or program resources, or due to internal limitations of Perl (for example, many modules that use source code filters are mutually incompatible). None reported. =head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS =for author to fill in: A list of known problems with the module, together with some indication Whether they are likely to be fixed in an upcoming release. Also a list of restrictions on the features the module does provide: data types that cannot be handled, performance issues and the circumstances in which they may arise, practical limitations on the size of data sets, special cases that are not (yet) handled, etc. No bugs have been reported. Please report any bugs or feature requests to C, or through the web interface at L. =head1 SEE ALSO L =head1 AUTHOR Chris Prather C<< >> =head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT Copyright (c) 2007, Chris Prather C<< >>. All rights reserved. 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