David vs. Goliath - Part I The Top Section King David and Goliath were standing by each other. David said unto Goliath: "I will shoot you. I swear I will" Goliath's Response Goliath was not amused. He said to David: "Oh, really. David, the red-headed!". David started listing Goliath's disadvantages:
  1. You're slow.
  2. You're big.
  3. You're stupid.
Goliath was insulted and told David he should use bullets for the points, instead: