[David and Goliath are standing by each other.]

David: I will kill you.
I will kill you.
You will not survive.
I will kill you.
I will kill you.
Ask Jive.

Goliath: no way, you little idiot!

David: yes way! [Takes out his sling.]

    -- Shlomi Fish
    -- David and Goliath Skit ( http://www.shlomifish.org/ )